Rebase

Check the state of the branch you work in,
can't you see it's a crying shame... (Forgive them)
C.I. build fails before it begins
you just broke integration tests... (Forgive them)
Servers flare and patience wears thin,
fingers pointing to you on git blame!
Rebase, rebase, rebase, rebase.
Cause we're two steps away from a real disaster,
that bad commit just destroyed master.
Pushing with force seemed to be much faster,
now you're hunted down as prey (Forgive them)
..two steps away from a real disaster,
we can no longer deploy from master.
Pushing with force seemed to be much faster,
now you're hunted down as prey (Forgive them)
Trying to push the features they create,
they ignore all conflicting changes (Forgive them)
Men discarding another men's work,
they don't care you will find their name (Forgive them)
Your behavior can only cause hate,
now the whole team has gone insane!
Rebase, rebase, rebase, rebase.

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